Randomness

I think perhaps I was feeling bad yesterday because I was getting sick and I didn't even know it. I had this dream last night that I was at a family reunion for my mom's side but the Southpark kids were there, which made it funny. Well we all went to the mall and I was very feverish and I asked the lady behind the counter at the department store for a thermometer. So she gave me one of those old school mercury thermometers, which I thought was weird, even in the dream (who uses those anymore?) It showed I had a 104 fever. Then I woke up feeling feverish. So I asked my dad if he had a thermometer...and guess what--he handed me the same fuckin old school mercury thermometer from my dream. Creepy. I guess that answers the question. My dad still uses an old school mercury thermometer. Anyway I do have a slight fever, which means I don't really have to work today--hooray!

We have some visitors here today from Germany to buy our motorhome. I can barely even believe these guys exist. Check it out: They flew over here from Germany to pay us $75 grand--cash--and then they are driving to South Carolina where they are going to have the thing shipped back to Germany. They are motocross racers--punk-asses--and they own 3 big sex shops in Hamburg. That is big ballin for white boys under 30, don'tcha think?? Weird.

I got to see Live with Regis and Kelly this morning. It was a rerun and they had Paris Hilton on the show. Talk about no personality. I guess she was put here just to keep quiet and look pretty. That made me feel a bit better about myself. I may not be as pretty as Miss Hilton, but I know I'm more interesting. And thank god for that.

I gotta give a shout out to my boy Jason at Saddle Creek Records for replying to my email so quickly yesterday. I wrote asking about why Bright Eyes' tour skipped over Texas and he nicely replied that it was a short tour and they were hitting towns they'd skipped over this spring and summer. I was so surprised that they wrote me back at all--much less within an hour--that I forgive them for not coming down this fall. Saddle Creek Rocks!

Listened to "Going to California" the other day and remembered why Led Zeppelin is the best band to ever come down from heaven and play on Earth.

Ashlee Simpson scares the shit out of me.